I had my lil spreadsheet, tracking projected last frost dates, I did the things, I followed the rules. But here is the thing about a person with a lack of restraint, showing great restraint... It's coming out one way or another. So while I was quite responsible with timing, I apparently blacked out and lost ALL semblance of control over QUANTITY.

“They may offer you fortune and fame, love and money and instant acclaim... but whatever they offer you, don’t feed the plants!” - Little...

"Today's egg is better than tomorrow's hen." - Turkish proverb Anyone who has kept chickens knows it can sometimes be feast or famine....

Did you hear the one about the hen who only laid eggs in the winter? She was... no spring chicken! This morning when I woke up, it was a...

Several years ago, I walked into a Home Depot for something, and I saw they were advertising a Do-it-HERself workshop. I thought oh,...

“I’ve always was afraid of gardening. But then I decided to grow a pear.” ~Unknown They say there are two guarantees in life: Death, and...